Archive for September, 2008

Monkey In The Sink

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

I can watch this over and over.

I’d like to have my own monkey but then I remember this story in the news recently about a family terrorized by their pet monkey who subsequently attacked them, mangling the husbands testicles and chewing off his nose and slashing the hell out of the wife.
I think I’ll stick […]

Photoshop Help Request

Friday, September 12th, 2008

All this kid needed was a little help and what does he get for reaching out to internet community?

Check out the link below for the whole story and one of the funniest forum exchanges I have ever seen.
Serious. This is priceless. And also it might be a little (NSFW) just so you know.
- LINK
cruel exchange […]

Large Hadron Collider’s Secret Emergency Stop Button

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

When the blackholes start forming and the universe begins to shred there’s only one thing left to do…
Push the button.

Hooray for emergency buttons.
black hole button emergency funny humor Large Hadron Collider Random science secret universe

Love n’ Licks

Monday, September 8th, 2008

I’m really thinking that the marketing strategy here is directed at the wrong age group and definitely the wrong demographic.
In fact, it might be better suited for the “ugly lady/perverted dude” groups.
This is clearly not a child’s toy.

commercial creepy dirty funny humor licks love perverted pets […]

Revenge Crabs

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

What do you do when you find out you have a cheating significant other?
You give em’ crabs.

RevengeCrabs.com specializes in selling you crabs, so you can in turn give them to the person that wronged you.
It would be hard to believe that this is a legitimate website but the creators have put some serious effort into […]